The Fax Machine
Alcohol-Free Beer Co.
0.0% ABV
100%
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Beer Worth Talking About.

The Fax Machine is a curated selection of the world's finest alcohol-free beers, delivered to your door. Because choosing not to drink shouldn't mean choosing to compromise.

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QTY: 12 x PALE ALE
QTY: 6 x WHEAT BEER
DELIVERY: TOMORROW
ABV: 0.0% / FLV: 100%
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New arrivals every month /// Free delivery over €40 /// Craft AF beers from 30+ breweries /// Subscribe & save 15% /// 0.0% ABV · 100% Flavour /// Rated 4.9★ by our subscribers /// New arrivals every month /// Free delivery over €40 /// Craft AF beers from 30+ breweries /// Subscribe & save 15% /// 0.0% ABV · 100% Flavour /// Rated 4.9★ by our subscribers ///
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Breweries on file
We scour the world's best AF craft breweries so you don't have to. Every brand earns its place.
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Every product in our range is fully alcohol-free. No small print. No 0.5% fudging. Genuinely zero.
48h
Transmission time
Order before 2pm and your beers are on the move. Chilled delivery, zero compromise on freshness.

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Staff Pick
SIGNAL
PALE
Signal Pale Ale
Session IPA · 0.0% ABV
Bright citrus forward with a clean, dry finish. The Fax Machine's most-ordered single can. An everyday staple.
€3.20
New arrival
URGENT
AMBER
Urgent Amber
Amber Ale · 0.0% ABV
Toffee malt backbone with a subtle hop bitterness. Rich, rounded, and dangerously drinkable. Perfect for evenings.
€3.50
Best seller
NIGHT
SHIFT
Night Shift Stout
Dark Stout · 0.0% ABV
Deep roasted coffee and dark chocolate notes. Velvet smooth on the palate. You won't believe it's 0.0%.
€3.80
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The Memo
€25
/ month · 6 cans
A curated six-pack of our monthly highlights. Perfect for the curious newcomer.
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The Dispatch
€38
/ month · 12 cans
Our flagship box. Twelve beers, four styles, complete tasting guide. The definitive AF experience.
The Broadcast
€55
/ month · 24 cans
For the truly dedicated. Twenty-four cans spanning our entire catalogue plus two exclusive releases.